Thursday, October 9, 2008

an attempt to make up for my absence...


The Big Bang Theory: This is obviously not a review but my favorite quotes from Monday night's episode. From what I hear, Sara Gilbert's character will be getting romantically involved with her arch-nemesis, Sheldon. Normally I hate the despised cliché of two-people-hate-each-other-but-really-love-each-other (because really, sometimes different sexes really do just hate each other), but because this show is a comedy and because it's those two, this idea is really funny to me.
Penny: AFK?
Sheldon: Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: And what does that stand for?
Penny: Oh. I. See.
Sheldon: Yes... but what does it mean?

That Awkward Guy: What the frak?
Cinematical brings you the funniest ladies of 2008. I definitely agree with #7 Elizabeth Banks (she was hilarious on Scrubs), #4 Amy Poehler (loved her in Blades of Glory -- she and her real-life husband Will Arnette are hysterical together), #2 Sarah Silverman (her politically incorrect political short film is hilarious), and of course, #1 Tiny Fey (she did just win her second consecutive Outstanding Actress for a Comedy Series Emmy).

I'm glad to see that other people love Chuck as much as I do. Both Film School Rejects and Alan Sepinwall loved Monday night's episode, which was apparently an allusion to My Favorite Year.


Some film news for you:
Ridley Scott is making Brave New World
A Get Smart Sequel is apparently in the works
Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter join Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland
Another sequel: Blade Runner 2 (Noooo!)
Blind people are protesting Blindness (they're refusing to see it...)
Yet another sequel: Bull Durham (Nooo!)
Showtime and Kevin Bacon are working on a John Wilkes Booth series (say what?)
Lastly, I recently saw Raging Bull -- AFI's current #4 greatest film of all time. I hated it. It was two and a half hours of blatant misogyny and violence. I love violence don't me wrong, but the whole point behind sports movies is that we root for the underdog. Robert de Niro may have won an Oscar for his performance, but it doesn't make his character (based on a real boxer) any less of a douchebag. Seriously, how could Scorsese make a movie about a guy with zero redeeming qualities??

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

project runway: finale, part one

The first part of Project Runway's season 5 finale was on tonight, but it wasn't too interesting -- the first part rarely is because it's only a sneak peek at Bryant Park. Plus, I don't think there were any surprises, but I think everyone wanted Jerrell to make it to the top three finalists. Images leaked online during Fashion Week, so everyone got a glimpse at the finale when there were still five finalists left, and these images come from the Bryant Park runway. I've only put up my favorites.

From Kenley's Collection: As rude as she may be, I don't think she's a bad person. And, let's be honest, she could have been a lot worse. It wasn't like she was a diva. Her jewel tones are gorgeous, but I really dislike the childish/floral prints she used for some of her dresses. Still, her silhouettes are lovely, and these bottom two dresses are beautiful. The first teal dress come from the bridesmaid challenge from the tonight's "final surprise" finale. The second dress has an amazingly detailed neck ruffle.



From Kato's Collection: Or is it Korto? They keep switching between the spellings and pronunciation of her name. At any rate, I didn't care for the palette of her collection but I do really love this dress. It has a great shape and beautiful colors -- I can't get enough of mustard yellow right now.


From Leanne's Collection: She's the favorite to win, and it's easy to see why. Her collection was inspired by an afternoon by a lake, and the wave motif is apparent in all of her designs. Similarly, the color palette maintains a translucent white-blue presence throughout. The first dress is beautiful because of the shifting pattern of the waves. It represents the impermanence of water and of life, in a way, because it's multi-directional. Even the binary colors play off of this duality. The second outfit is downright gorgeous -- perhaps my favorite outfit. The skirt is mind-blowingly beautiful (how can someone conceive of such architecture in a dress??), and the cupped tube top is the perfect shirt to highlight the skirt. And the third outfit was Leanne's wedding dress, which is nothing short of heavenly. And who wouldn't want to feel light as air on their wedding day?



Monday, October 6, 2008

on hiatus

On hiatus for a few days. I have a lot of things on my plate at the moment...

Friday, October 3, 2008

ew:best jim halpert pranks

Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of the best Jim Halpert pranks from The Office. Jim Halpert tied with with Leoben Conoy for Best TV Husband, so I thought this list was only appropriate. Enjoy!


JELL-OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!, "Pilot" (1.1)
Jim puts Dwight's stapler in a mold of jello, an homage to the original BBC series.

PRACTICALITOUS-JOKITIS, "Health Care" (1.3)
Dwight: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.

THE NICKELER!, "Conflict Resolution" (2.21)
No one can truly appreciate the magnitude of Jim's high jinks until taking a look at Dwight's complaint files. Jim boasts an impressive rap sheet: he's paid off his coworkers to call Dwight "Dwayne,'' replaced Dwight's pens with crayons, put a bloody glove in Dwight's desk and tried to convince him he was a murderer. But perhaps the most elaborate prank in the hefty complaint file is Jim's alleged tampering with Dwight's telephone handset. Jim is charged with incrementally increasing the weight of Dwight's phone with nickels, and then abruptly removing the change. The result? Dwight nailed himself in the face with his phone.

FAX FROM THE FUTURE, ''Branch Closing" (3.7)
My all-time favorite prank! At the new branch, Jim sends Dwight faxes using Dwight's stationary, and he signs them "Future Dwight." After receiving one fax, Dwight jumps on Stanley to save him from a poisonous cup of coffee.
To: Dwight
From: Future Dwight
Subject: Office coffee
Dwight: At 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight


VENDING MY STUFF, "Booze Cruise" (2.11)
Jim puts all of Dwight's desk belongings in a vending machine, including Dwight's wallet, which means he can't even buy back his own stuff. Jim hands him a back of nickels, and we're left watching Dwight buy his stuff back one nickel at a time.

FRIURSDAY, "Performance Review" (2.8)
Jim and Pam talk about the day like it's Thursday, even though it's really Wednesday.
Pam: [trying to make Dwight think that it's Friday] Hey, did you watch The Apprentice last night?
Jim: Yeah, I can't believe who they kicked out!
Pam: Oh, I know!
Dwight: Damn it! I missed it! I was out drinking with my Laser Tage Team, I can't believe I did that! I never go out on Thursday nights.

DWIGHT-SQUARED, ''Product Recall" (3.20)
Jim comes to work dressed as Dwight. With a pair of $4 drugstore glasses, a tie from the Salvation Army, a short-sleeve button-up shirt, a calculator watch, and an unfortunate hair part, you too can become a Dwight look-alike! To be even more convincing as a Schrute, be sure to ask a series of nonsensical questions.

PAVLOV PRANK, ''Phyllis' Wedding" (3.15)
Inspired by Pavolov's prank, Jim conditions Dwight to ask for an Altoid at the sound of a computer login bell.


YES, DWIGHT, THAT IS THE REAL BEN FRANKLIN, ''Ben Franklin'' (3.14)
In one of my favorite episodes, Jim hires a Ben Franklin impersonator to be a stripper for Phyllis's bachelorette party. Dwight tries to catch Ben Franklin in a lie and is 99% sure it's not the real Ben Franklin.
Dwight: Far-sighted or near-sighted?
Ben Franklin: Both. I invented the bifocals.
Dwight: AAGGHH!!

GAYDAR, "Gay Witch Hunt" (3.1)
My second favorite from my favorite episode. After finding out that Oscar is gay, Michael and Dwight call Jim to find a gaydar machine (to which Jim suggests trying Brookstone), and then Jim sends Dwight a homemade gaydar, which is really a metal detector. Dwight scans it over Oscar and it goes off around his belt-buckle and Dwight thinks it works. Then he it goes off around his own belt-buckle... and the fear in his eyes is priceless.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

episodes: terminator, house, the mentalist, pushing daisies, bones

ABC's premiere week campaign hits the nail on the head for me -- it's the week you don't leave your house. Despite my seemingly busy schedule, there are always hours in the day for my beloved TV. I don't plan on reviewing every show I watch, but certainly the premieres are worth discussing. Sad to say, though, I've given up on Fringe. There are too many dark, dramatic shows on TV, and Fringe just wasn't interesting enough. (Although it would interest me to read about any correlations between our crappy economy and the crappy TV ratings...)


Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: I love origin stories... and I love time travel... so why did I hate this episode? It cheated. If Cameron -- a machine -- has memories of a human past, there needs to be a blip, some line, some reference to how a machine can have memories that aren't theirs. And this was not so much an origin story (you still don't see how Cameron was physically modeled and molded after the real-life Allison Young) as it was Summer Glau trying to act. I like her, honestly I do, but I just don't care for her performance as a terminator. And I found myself fast-forwarding through Agent Ellis's scenes with Shirley Manson, who was remarkably miscast for this show. My interest (and unwarranted defense) of this show is waning. If you're going to show us the future, give the audience a constant, a connection to the present -- err, past -- like Kyle or Derek Reese. And I'm still waiting for them to explain how many alternate futures there are... because it seems like every episode branches off on a different future. So where do all these future terminators come from? (Since the terminators have knowledge of each other's existence, then they're from the save future, but whatever.) Sigh. I just don't know. I kind of feel like the writers are winging it, you know? Rating: C.


House: I'm still loving private investigator Lucas, played with such boyish charm that my adoration is growing. It helps that he gives intelligent and interesting insights into House's life, since everyone else seems to ignore him and let him do whatever he wants. And how fantastic was his flirtation with Cuddy? That's an interesting triangle that I could see play out season long (and in this episode, Lucas seems to bring to light the notion that House wants Cuddy, even though I don't think there's really any reason for Lucas to think that), but judging from what I know, I think the Lucas-Cuddy cuteness will be cut off next week, if not dropped all together after this episode. The Taub storyline was uninteresting and fit just a little too nicely with the medical-mystery of the week (which was also uninteresting, despite my love for guest star Breckin Meyer), and I don't remember much about the episode. But I remember every second of Lucas-House-Cuddy. Rating: B?


The Mentalist: Okay, so the second episode was not as great as the premiere, which I think was one of the best series premieres I've seen, but Simon Baker is hypnotic and, ironically enough, he hypnotizes someone in the episode. All he does is talk to her in a soothing voice, and I was like... that's not how you hypno... and then Simon Baker won me over. I would confess anything to him. The crime was silly and I don't think the killer(s) had a particularly believable motive or MO, but the rock-paper-scissors bit with the sheriff was fantastic. What this episode lacked that the first episode had was light-hearted secondary characters. Robin Tunney's character should be the only stern character while the others find things amusing. That would make the dichotomy between Baker and Tunney's characters more intriguing. This was a so-so episode, but it's still not nearly as irritating or mind-numbing or out-of-left-field as Fringe. Rating: B-.


Pushing Daisies: I want to love this show, I do. I love Lee Pace and Kristin Chenoweth, but, despite the amazing production design, the show annoys me.
1. The show underuses Chi McBride, who has such potential to shine on this show, but instead he's an outside character. I don't even feel like he's part of the dynamic. While we're at it, Lee Pace is underused as well -- and he's the lead! He's so mopey that it makes me hard to care about him, and we've seen Pace act in Miss Pettigrew and The Fall. He's a little too charming to mopey, dontcha think?
2. The crimes are not nearly as good as the beginning of last season. Crash test dummies? Fanatical candy-shop owner? Those were great. A crime over bees and honey? Lame.
3. I can't stand Chuck. I don't like her. She's annoying and gets in the way and there's nothing particularly interesting about her. I want Ned and Olive together (and I'm not the only one), but the producer/creator Bryan Fuller has repeatedly said that Ned and Chuck are meant to be together. That's the whole point, right? They can't touch or else she'll die -- so of course they're soulmates. No.
I thought Olive's "get thee to a nunnery" to keep a secret storyline was weak, and her mock Sound of Music scene fell up short. Plus, I never like it when characters lose their possessions when they don't intend to. It's just unpleasant to watch. Although, this storyline did allow for the line, "Unless flibbity-jibbit is a positive term." But the production design -- and I cannot emphasize this enough -- was amazing, truly amazing. From the honeycomb-designed dresses to the black and brown tipped eyelashes to the green habits, the colors and patterns were well designed. And when Ned redecorated his place with Chuck's books, which made his walls look like honeycombs themselves, my heart smiled. Still, this show needs stronger scripts or else I'll give it up for Bones. Rating: B-/C+.


Bones: Is it just me, or should Bones and Booth not be the comedic relief? The whole dynamic relies on the fact that these are two serious people who are serious about their jobs but who loosen up around each other and enjoy one another's company. But now they goof off on the job, and the show is focusing on Angela and Hodgins too much, and Sweets, as much as I love him, doesn't seem to fit into the show's structure. The crime was kind of weird -- a hated office worker is killed for catching two coworkers having sex and then threatening to tell on them. I would like for the crime to take priority over the B and C storylines, and I wish the B and C storylines weren't so involved with relationships. Although I do like the new-intern-new-episode thing going on, but it seems like they're done with that now? I don't know; is this Debbie Downer sticking around? The show seems so polarized now... Booth and Bones in one corner, Cameron, Hodgins, Angela in the other, and Sweets drifts between the two. Maybe it's just me... but I'm less impressed with this week's crop of episodes. Rating: B.

bill maher on the daily show


Now, let me be clear. I respect religion as much as I oppose it. Is there value in religion? Of course there is, and if it brings comfort to people, so be it. My problem with religion is passive ignorance and when religion becomes someone's ruling ideology. For example, to say that all homosexuals are immoral and hell-bound because it's written in a book is incredibly restrictive and denies homosexuals an existence. But I digress. Religion has value. I'm an agnostic, not an atheist, and I have the exact same thoughts that Bill Maher does, shown here promoting his movie Religulous on The Daily Show. It's almost as though he read my thoughts (although I'm certainly not okay with fake piety)... and I put this later clip first as not to turn anyone off. Maher's not criticizing so much as questioning, and why is questioning ever a bad thing?


Some highlights:

"In your introduction, I heard you say that Bill Maher will say there is no god. I don't say there is no god; I'm not an atheist because I find atheism to be a mirror of the certainty of religion, and I don't like certainty about the next world because we can't know."

"I'm just asking questions. And it's amazing that these are questions that people are never confronted with because "faith" is such a magic word in this country. When you say "that's my faith," then all bets are off. You can't go there. Well, I went there. But I'm just asking questions, like why is faith good, why doesn't God just defeat the devil, [...] what's the difference between the devil and the Anti-Christ. [...] What we found out is that religious people know so little about religion."

"Our boy needs to be a little more forceful, don't you think? Don't you think he needs to jab a little more? He seems a little too professorial. I'd like him to be a little, you know, 'Honky, please.' Some catchphrase." Also -- "There you go again, grandpa!"

And Maher's whole "Jesus-is-God" thing is hilarious, not so much in what he says but how he says it.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

episode: chuck, season 2 premiere


Just behind Battlestar Galactica, The Office, and Mad Men, Chuck is one of the best shows on television (and you can watch the full premiere above). There were some problems with the first season -- like how the espionage storylines never paralleled Chuck's real-world Buy More life -- that this season seems to consciously be fixing. In the premiere, Chuck, who has CIA intel stored in his brain (the 'intersect'), is told that the CIA has an actual intersect chip and that Chuck is no longer needed. The entire episode follows Chuck as he dreams about what he could potentially become, a man beyond Call of Duty 4 and the Buy More, and his growing excitement about the possibilities of the future get you excited. Of course, as the omniscient viewer, you know that CIA agent Casey (the ever-fabulous Adam Baldwin) has been given the assignment to kill him. (You can't have Joe Schmo running around with classified intelligence in his brain, now can you?) The episode sets up the ending so wonderfully -- even if Chuck wins (his life), he still loses (his freedom). Even if he loses (his freedom), he still loses his life (because he'll be a slave to his brain-intersect and the CIA).

One of my biggest critiques of this show is that I don't like Sarah, Chuck's so-called romantic interest. Chuck has more chemistry with his sister Ellie, but that's not Zachary Levi's fault. He's giving 200%. I don't like the actress who plays Sarah -- she doesn't seem to know how to balance sexiness from kick-assery. On their first date, Sarah practically makes Chuck fawn over her with compliments and she puckers her lips and tries to be seductive (with chopsticks, nonetheless), and this rang really false with me. She couldn't be normal for once? She had to be the seductress? Why couldn't she just be Sarah? On a date. Normal. There was ONE MOMENT from Season 1 where Chuck asks her to tell him something true about herself, and when he's out of ear shot, she whispers her middle name. (Or was it her favorite color? Something like that.) I'm not saying they should overly humanize Sarah -- because I like her and Casey in the roles they've been given -- but it would be nice if every now and then she was something other than a CIA agent or Chuck's fake girlfriend. Maybe once every three episodes, they can show a vulnerability? Yeah?

But don't get me wrong. I loved this episode. (After accidentally seeing Captain Awesome's man package in the shower, Chuck is eating the Nuts & More cereal. Brilliant!) There are a lot of visual and audio parallels -- like Chuck getting out of bed with hope and then without a hope in the world, the Huey Lewis songs, being caught by Michael Clarke Duncan and hung upside down by his feet, etc. -- that work really well. And the Morgan storyline with Call of Duty was beyond amazing... and besides, it showed that Chuck can be in a tough situation and actually handle it, albeit in his own dorky lovable way. But I deduct points for the awkwardness that was the Assistant Manager interviews. Despite the Wikipedia joke and the resume napkin, it kind of bothered me. Although Morgan's cage match solution almost made it worth it. Almost.

Rating: A. Solid premiere. (By the way, I voted for Chuck as my TV husband. Don't understand why he's better than my original fake husband, Jim Halpert? Watch the episode above. Trust me.)


Some memorable, noteworthy quotes:

Chuck: Do you have a second?
Casey: Not right now. I have a single white female pining for the Beastmaster.

Ellie: Any ideas about what you're going to do next?
Chuck: Yeah, a few...
Ellie: If you say pilot the Millenium Falcon... I will hit you.
Chuck: What...? Why... why would I say that? That's absurd. I'm going to be a ninja assassin.
Ellie: No, try again.
Chuck: Uhh... olympic...
Ellie: Uh-uh.
Chuck: A secret agent.

Mr. Colt: I need you to come with me.
Sarah: And why would we do that?
Mr. Colt: Because I assume you find me imposing. Don't worry, be honest. I'm going for imposing.
Chuck: Mission accomplished.

Chuck: The Moo-Goo Gai Pan is pretty expensive here. We could go dutch. How much do bad guys usually tip?

Chuck: "Somebody order drive through," huh? Did you think that up as you were racing over to save us? "Hey, maybe I'll say this after I CRASH INTO THE RESTAURANT!"

Chuck: What is this? Is this trash? Am I supposed to throw this away?
Jeff: It's my resume.

Casey: (masking the fact that he likes Chuck by mocking him) What? You don't want me here to catch you when you fall?
Chuck: I'd rather you be flying around in jets blowing stuff up.

Morgan: (MCing a cage match to determine the new assistant manager) One of them will be the new assistant manager! And one of them... will be Jeff! The fates will decide!

Chuck: Those pea shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language.

Chuck: (a nice nod to Cool Hand Luke) 90? Nobody can eat 90 Twinkies...