dark knight shot greedo first

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The Dark Knight shot Greedo first.
Thomas Edison saw The Dark Knight in one of Edgar Cacye's visions and invented motion pictures.
The Dark Knight destroyed Atlantean civilization.
Play The Dark Knight backwards and it will tell the future.
The Dark Knight defeated the Dalek's.
The Dark Knight gets out the toughest stains.
Shakespeare plagiarized The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
The Dark Knight performed the twelve tasks of Hercules, in only five tasks.
The Joker is one card, The Dark Knight is the whole deck!
The Dark Knight destroyed the Death Star, twice.
The Dark Knight is the final Cylon.
The Dark Knight is Keyser Söze!
The Dark Knight can see dead people.
Charles Foster Kane called The Dark Knight "Rosebud".
The Dark Knight is the offer you can't refuse
Darwin, on his death bed, confessed The Dark Knight.
There was no such thing as gender, then the manliness of The Dark Knight turned half of us into men.
The Dark Knight watches the Watchmen.
The Dark Knight can hear you scream... IN SPACE!
As a child, The Dark Knight saw the Cloverfield monster, and asked his mom if he could keep it.
Santa Claus wants The Dark Knight to come every day of the year.
The Dark Knight redeemed Shawshank.
The Dark Knight beats up the kids who beat up honor students.
The Dark Knight had the fish that ate the Darwin fish for dinner.

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