the tim linafelt honorary greatest mustache list

Last night (well, about ten minutes ago), Robert Downey Jr. was on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson sporting a mustache for his upcoming film where he'll play Sherlock Holmes. I commented to my friend, Tim, that Downey looked surprisingly attractive in a mustache, to which Tim replied, "All men look really hot with a mustache." And if there's one thing Tim knows, it's male hotness. So, Tim, this one's for you.

Ron Burgundy
Kevin Kline in French Kiss
Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood
Tom Selleck, the original 'stache
Sam Elliot in Man with a Horse (or something like that...)
Just for Tim: Nicolas Cage in some movie that's as bad as all of his others