"how to irritate people" with john cleese

Pepperpots at the cinema.
My favorite lines:
"His hat is green!"
"It's a fire station! That's why the door was red!"
"Oooh. Well, I'd never."


Irritation by pretending to be considerate.


Airplane pilots having a bit of fun
Favorite lines:
"I spy with my little eye... something beginning with the letter S." "Sky?" "Mmm-hmm."
"The wings are NOT on fire."
"...but do not unfasten your safety belts."


The pepperpot wants the battleship...
Favorite lines:
"I'm 92! ... I'm 96! ... I'm 103! Today!"
"What do horses eat?" "Meat!" "No." "Other horses."
"Ca-ca-ca-bus!"
"I'm 943!"

And, because I'm in a generous mood, here's my favorite Monty Python sketch (from Flying Circus).


"He's not pining!"